Fantasy auction - eBay item 2922298351 (Ends Apr-14-03 ) - in every sense of the word.
For one, the description is well written and funny. For another, I am not sure this is one acution worth winning. And I remember when selling fake painting masterpieces on Ebay was all the rage. We have come far, but I am not sure we have far left to go. At least in wierd auctions.