Wednesday, May 19, 2004

Birds do it, bees do it

Birds Do It, Bees Do It

From the people at FOX News, comes this breaking story:

A childless German couple finally found out why they weren't able to conceive. [...] After eight years of marriage, the 36-year-old man and his 30-year-old wife went to the campus' fertility clinic to figure out what was wrong. [...] "When we asked them how often they had had sex," said a clinic spokesman, "they looked blank, and said: 'What do you mean?'" He went on to explain that each of the pair had been brought up extremely religiously and had never heard of the birds and the bees.

This reminds me of the following fine song (please sing along):

Birds do it, bees do it

Even educated fleas do it

Let's do it, let's fall in love

In Spain the best upper sets do it

Lithuanians and Letts do it

Let's do it, let's fall in love

Indeed. Let's fall in love.


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