Kitty Burns Florey was walking down Broadway near Lincoln Center one
evening behind two teenage girls, obviously tourists. One of them said,
looking around, "But where are the supermarkets?"
The other replied, "Oh, they don't have any."
The first girl stopped dead. "You mean - they eat out every day? Three
Her friend raised her eyebrows, shrugged, and said, "I guess they must."
They stood there open-mouthed, shaking their heads in amazement. Then one
of them said, softly, "Wow," and they moved on.
RDK says, "have i said this before? well, i will say it again, i love tourists!!!"