via Vagablogging.net via Dave Barry
The struggle includes a beautiful Spanish woman, sex, violence, and avoid any mention of cow-tipping. How can you go wrong?
... I also remember how, back the '70s, my father tried to lose weight by eating reduced-fat margarine. It was an awful time for my family. And then there's another image from the past: I was three or four years old, sitting on the lap of my grandfather as he drove his tractor. He had a cow farm, and he was letting me hold the steering-wheel as we drove around. Then out of nowhere he said: "I hate people who eat margarine."