I can see a new MasterCard & NYT Jobs section...
Your attorney -- 3 hours - $3,000
Company's attorneys -- 10 hours-$10,000
Watercooler gossip cost -$100,000
Not being fired by SMS -- priceless
Of course, it would have bee nicer if he included a provision that no employee could be fired in such an inhumane fashion. Of course, if they were fired that, they should have the right to attack a nice corporate data center and the HR department -- Fired Workers Attack Boss With Spears